Douglas Shoop Photography

Seriously Mr. Doughboy, nobody cares about your fancy chain of candy and gingerbread stars, we are all looking at the Corvette.  And what's with that sissyfied apron?  Not that there's anything wrong with that.  And furthermore, you've gotta start working out, you are turning soft.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to All.

Bernadette Peters made a wrong turn and hit a tree.  (you may need to look that one up)  Enjoy.

It looks like Barbie had a bit of a makeup malfunction while getting dressed for the Christmas tree gala.  She seems to have smeared some of her lipstick across the bridge of her nose.  And she thought no one would notice in this dim light.  She could use a good dermal abrasion to smooth out her skin too.  Oh well, she's still hot.

Of course, it's one of several Barbie ornaments hanging from our tree.  More intimate portraits of these women to come.  Enjoy.