Douglas Shoop Photography

Nutcrackers on Christmas Tree watch duty.  Always smiling, never complaining.  No presents were lost.  Enjoy.

Seriously Mr. Doughboy, nobody cares about your fancy chain of candy and gingerbread stars, we are all looking at the Corvette.  And what's with that sissyfied apron?  Not that there's anything wrong with that.  And furthermore, you've gotta start working out, you are turning soft.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to All.

Bernadette Peters made a wrong turn and hit a tree.  (you may need to look that one up)  Enjoy.

It looks like Barbie had a bit of a makeup malfunction while getting dressed for the Christmas tree gala.  She seems to have smeared some of her lipstick across the bridge of her nose.  And she thought no one would notice in this dim light.  She could use a good dermal abrasion to smooth out her skin too.  Oh well, she's still hot.

Of course, it's one of several Barbie ornaments hanging from our tree.  More intimate portraits of these women to come.  Enjoy.

Stayed up till 1:30 am working on this shot.  Santa had just visited.  The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, the kids were all nestled, snug in their beds and their nutjob dad was fiddling with lighting the living room just right.  Merry Christmas.  Enjoy.